3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
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