you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
