Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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