mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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