well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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