Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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