And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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