I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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