Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I need a burrito and a hug.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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