I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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