i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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