last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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