Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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