butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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