just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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