Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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