It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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