Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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