Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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