Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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