Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just got carded by a ten year old.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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