My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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