I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i drank out of a bidet.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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