i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
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Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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