Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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