I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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