Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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