He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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