Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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