i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
