Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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