Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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