did you get engaged???
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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