belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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