i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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