So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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