one might say we're banned from that church
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
