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East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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