Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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