If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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