I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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