I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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