I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family