My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that