you turned your livingroom into a bong?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here