Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We just shotgunned beers for America
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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