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Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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