doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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