Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
this hospital has no fireball
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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