she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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