This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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