i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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