is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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