I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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