Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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