Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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