i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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