Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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