tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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