are you still at the devil's house?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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