SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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