When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
