creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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