I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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